The front doesn't look bad. And the side view only looks half bad. I only look maybe three or four months pregnant in this shot. When I catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror or window, I feel like I look more like six or seven months along. I certainly weigh as much as I did at full term for many of my pregnancies.
And after spending fully 18 years pregnant or nursing babies, ... I really, really don't need to look that way now. Right?